Narrator: Our story unfolds at Poker High where our unfortunate Trio are in for a new treat
Hosagi: Hey I like this new Narrator
Riazen: Yeah he does his job well
Kampai: I agree he makes a good influence on me...
Narrator: Ummm why are you all staring at me?
Kampai: I'm hungry
Narrator: Get away from me!
Kampai eats the Narrator
Riazen kicks Kampai out of a window
Hosagi: That kick never ceases to amaze me Riazen
Riazen: Why thank you... Every time! Why does he always have to eat a character!
Teacher appears from behind desk as they all appear sat in the classroom
Teacher: Exactly thats why we have to bring back old characters to keep readers! Please Welcome our new student Throzon. He's an exchange student from the North pole
Riazen: Hey do we know that guy?
Hosagi: Nah don't think so
Throzon: YOU MORONS YOU MET ME IN THE NORTH POLE! I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM SEEING SANTA!
Kampai starts to jump up and down on the spot
Kampai: SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA!
Riazen: Look what you've done now! you got him all excited
Throzon: Santa isn't real
Kampai starts to cry
Hosagi: Asshole
Teacher: To the computer room!
room changes to computer room
Hosagi: How many times do I have to say to stop with the room changes?
Riazen flicks through computer pages as Kampai follows what he does until a pop up appears
Kampai: Free food to you right now... HELL YEAH!
Riazen: KAMPAI NO ITS A POP UP!
Kampai clicks the mouse as all the computers fail
Hosagi: You idiot Kampai! You crashed the whole system!
Teacher: Well looks like you'll have to fix it
Kampai: How?
Teacher: I'll have to send you into the computer and you'll have to destroy the virus
Teacher presses a button on the wall as a portal in the screen appears and sucks Kampai, Raizen and Hosagi into the computer where they all stand there in a black abyss filled with flying data
Kampai: YAY!
Hosagi: Well doesn't this place look nice..
Riazen: Let's just find that virus and hurry up out of here...
As they take a step forward the area turns into a town filled with other people
Riazen: Okay this is just plain weird....
Kampai: Do you think they have food?
Hosagi: Let's just ask around for information. Meet back at the fountain in an hour
Riazen: How do you know there's a fountain here?
Hosagi: I don't know... There's always a fountain in places like this
Riazen: I'll trust you on this one...
The three part separate ways. As they do Throzon lands on the ground
Throzon: So this is the inside of a computer huh? Pretty Snazzy
Throzon looked around with his hand over the top of his eyes and standing on his tip toes to see higher
Throzon: Where did they go?
He began to walk around until he heard some people speaking of the virus
computer CGI 1: Hey you hear about that Virus that just moved in?
Computer CGI 2: Yeah nasty bugger, it will take something special to get rid of it.
Throzon clasped his hands together and listened more to the conversation
Computer CGI 1: I hear he's hiding out in the C: Drive
Computer CGI 2: Well it will defiantly take some shifting then
Throzon hearing begins to run out of the town to the C: Drive
The others all meet up at the fountain
Hosagi: Anything Riazen?
Riazen: Nope.... You?
Hosagi: Diddly...
They looked around, but couldn't see Kampai anywhere
Riazen: Where's Sir Eatalot?
Hosagi: He should be here by now..
Kampai: Hey guys!
kampai walks into the area eating a bun with a bag of teeth on his back
Hosagi: what's with the teeth Kampai?
Kampai: Well I met this guy who knew about the virus and he said I needed to give him some chips or he wouldn't tell me the information
Riazen: That doesn't explain the teeth you idiot
Kampai: Yeah it does?
Hosagi: How the hell does it?
Kampai: He said he wanted some chips so I chipped his teeth and handed them back to him, but he just begged me to stop and told me the information
Riazen and Hosagi looked at each other in shock before turning back to Kampai
Riazen: You're a vicious little bastard aren't you
Kampai: Huh?
Hosagi: Thank god it was off screen torture
Kampai: FLASHBACK!!!
Riazen kicks Kampai flying
Hosagi: that's the only on screen torture anyone ever wants
They both high five each other
Kampai magically appears back by their side
Kampai: You know what?
Hosagi: what?
Kampai: This is the first adventure without Jouichi
Riazen: He's right
Hosagi: Where's that lazy panda anyway?
Riazen: Remember he betrayed us last time that's how we died? He became the leader of the Flying Llama Dragon Brigade.
Kampai: More gold for us then
hosagi and riazen look at each other in the usual fashion before turning their heads back to Kampai:
Hosagi: I'm sorry what?
Kampai: Well the tooth fairy is gonna give me loads of money for this many teeth
Riazen: Kampai... The tooth fairy doesn't exist
Kampai: what....
Hosagi nudges Riazen
Hosagi: what he means is that these are digital teeth and therefore she won't collect them
Riazen drags Hosagi off
Riazen: What are you doing
Hosagi: You remember what he was like when Throzon said Santa wasn't real
Riazen: But Santa isn't real. Neither is the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny or The Pumpkin King
Kampai: WHAT!
Kampai drops the bag of teeth and begins to cry
Hosagi: Now look what you did
Kampai: Sa...Santa.... Too...Tooth Fairy...Eas....Easter bunny...Pump...King...
Tilts his head back and screams as he becomes a bit smaller than usual and his hair extends down to his back in a golden and spiky style
Hosagi: Wow... What power!
Kampai smashes a wall with his fist
Kampai: TAKE IT BACK RIAZEN!
He lifts his head up to reveal a huge golden unibrow on his forehead causing both Hosagi and Riazen to burst into laughter
Kampai: what?
he touches his forehead as he feels the unibrow and then turns back to normal
Kampai: COOL EXTRA HAIR!
Hosagi and Riazen stand up and stair blankly at Kampai
Riazen: Does this kid ever get it when we insult him
Hosagi: Nope.... That's what makes it so damn cool
Kampai: LETS GO!
Kampai begins to walk out of the town with the others following behind him until they reach a huge gateway
Kampai: ooooo Pretty!
Hosagi: What is it?
Riazen: The C: Drive?
Hosagi: Must be password protected
Kampai walked up to it and knocked on the door
Kampai: PARCEL FOR MR. VIRUS!
Virus: Oh joy!
The door begins to open as a bright light shines
Virus: Pleasse come in!
Hosagi and Riazen here the voice and try to keep the laughing back while Kampai just happily skips in and the other two follow in slowly. Throzon appears outside the gateway where he had been waiting for them to arrive
Throzon: Now to go in...
He jumped through the door way after them and stood there in amazement as a huge set of stairs led up to a platform, with the group walking up the set of stairs
Throzon: You're not getting away that easily
Throzon then began to follow carefully behind them
Virus: It'sss sso good to finally have ssome company
Hosagi and Riazen were having to bite their fists to stop themselves from laughing
Kampai: Come on guys
As they reached the top of the platform a throne stood there with a guy all in black, almost like a knight covered in chains, with a cyber visor and glowing areas on him
Virus: sso what can i do for you
Kampai: Well the computers need fixing so we were wondering if you could leave
Virus: no one ever wantss me awound
Riazen and Hosagi just burst into laughter at this point pointing at the Virus
Virus: whatss sso funneh?
Riazen: Dude you have a huge lisp!
Hosagi: It's hillarious!
Virus: hey thatss jusst mean
Riazen: Please stop talking you're killing us!
Virus: I'll kill you alwight!
The virus stands up as it grows tentacles from its back and the two's laughing dies down, one of the Virus' arms turns into a gun as it points down at the three
Kampai: good going guys
Hosagi: I never thought it would end this way
Riazen: You mean dying for the third time?
Hosagi: Yeah guessed a more... idiotic way.
Virus: ssay your pwayers!
Kampai Powers up to his unbrow form and looks behind him at Riazen and Hosagi
Kampai: we're not gonna die, let's fight him
Hosagi: We've never fought anyone apart from each other
Riazen: Can we win?
Kampai: never know until we try
Hosagi: lets do it
He claps his hands and places them on the floor as his metallic Kwan-do appears in a shining light from the ground
Riazen: Sure why not. It'll be a laugh
He made some hand signs before placing his arm down and making a orb of electrical energy in his right hand
Kampai: LETS GO!
The three charge straight up at the virus
Virus: You don't sstand a chansse
The virus shoots a beam from its arm as the others dodge, Kampai throws a punch at the Virus knocking it backwards until a tentacle flies forward and smacks Kampai into the floor causing him to power down. Hosagi spins the staff around before driving it into the gun arm. With the virus' other hand it flicked him off and watched him smash into the ground next to Kampai. Finally Riazen drove the electrical energy into the Virus' chest only to be blown down into the ground with a small blow from the mouth of the Virus hurling Riazen into the floor next to his two comrades.
Virus: and now you die
Throzon: Not so fast! I am going to be the one to kill this group of idiots!
the group till their heads back to see Throzon standing there
Hosagi: What are you doing here?
Riazen: How did you get here?
Kampai: Have we seen him before?
Throzon: YOU IDIOT HOW MANY TIMES! WE MET IN THE NORTH POLE!
Virus: Another one comess to die then
Throzon starts to laugh at the lisp of the virus
Virus: What now!
Throzon: You're lisp! stop it 'sssseriously'
Virus: Sstop mocking me!
Throzon: ooo I'm ssssshaking!
Virus: Enough!
The virus shoots a tentacle at Throzon as he side steps and dodges the attack
Throzon: I will not have you attempting to kill Kampai! THATS MY PURPOSE!
Hosagi & Raizen: Hey... What about us..
Throzon: You're not worth my time.
Kampai: YAY! THROZONE'S RESCUING US!
Riazen: He really is clueless isn't he....
Hosagi: Yup
Throzon: THROZON CYBERVOLVE TO! MEGATHROZON!
Hosagi: That's cool
Throzon's appearance changed into a metallic like armour form with dead like bone wings and a icicle claw on his right hand stood there looking at the Virus eye to eye from it's evolution height advantage,
Virus: You think you can beat me! I am Nor! THE ULTIMATE VIRUSSSS!
Throzon: Yeah well I'm MegaThrozon the Ultimate Warrior!
Throzon stabs its claw into Nor's eyes and then pushes him over the thrown and off the platform
Nor: NO!!!!!!!
Throzon: well that was simple...
Throzon looks down at Kampai, Hosagi and Riazen
Throzon: now for you
Throzon cracks his knuckles while Nor towers up behind him bigger than before
Nor: I adapt to ssituationss sso I never die!
Hosagi and Riazen stand up with Kampai
Riazen: You can't beat us all though!
Nor: I can!
Hosagi clapped his hands together creating a large gun as Throzon picks it up while Riazen does some hand signs to create a mass of clones and Kampai powers up to his unibrow form again. Hosagi then jumps up onto Throzon's right shoulder and Kampai jumps on top of the gun charging his energy blast in his hands. Riazen's clones then proceed to hold down Nor whie the real Raizen stands on Thronzon's left shoulder.
Nor: What are you doing!
Throzon then began to charge the gun as Kampai's beam draws near to being completed while standing atop of the gun
Nor: No I cannot be defeated!
Throzon: Screw you
Throzon fires a large beam from the gun as Kampai fires his energy blast destroying Nor into pieces
Narrator: GO GO POWER RANGERS!
Throzone raises gun into the sky and shoots narrator down then stands on him, before everyone returns to normal and beats the hell out of him
Riazen: This!
Hosagi: Is!
Kampai: An!
Throzon: Anime!
Everyone: And Manga ONLY SERIES!
Everyone then looks up as the teachers face appears in a screen
Teacher: Good work everyone, you ready to come back?
Hosagi: I think so
Riazen: Hey where's Kampai?
Throzon: I don't care...
The three look over at where Kampai stands next to a large button
Kampai: Hey what's this button do?
Throzon: NO THATS THE POWER BUTTON!
Kampai: What?
Riazen: You'll Kill us a...
Kampai pushes the button as the panel goes black from the computer turning off
End